
Me: OMG FRED THE ADVENTURE TIME HATS ARE HERE!!
Fred: Oh how are they?
Me: OMG I CAN’T GET IT OPEN. I’M SHAKING.
Fred: eyeroll
Me: How does it look?
Fred: AWESOME!
Me: Is it Math?
Fred: It’s totally math!



Me: OMG FRED THE ADVENTURE TIME HATS ARE HERE!!
Fred: Oh how are they?
Me: OMG I CAN’T GET IT OPEN. I’M SHAKING.
Fred: eyeroll
Me: How does it look?
Fred: AWESOME!
Me: Is it Math?
Fred: It’s totally math!
Same goes for me. MUST HAVE!!!!
DAMMIT…all the awesome things happen when I’m not in the office!
Know this: I am coming to your office, and I am not leaving without one of these hats.